me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day




just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting

dont forget this gem:

this entire post just made my day


Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

"You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to."





ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

i kind of hate you a little bit,
but not as much as i would have
if i’d loved you before
so many things happen in a year
i grow ugly
i grow sad
i grow happy
sometimes, i bloom
but none of my petals hold your
name and i don’t want
to kiss your mouth
at all
this isn’t about me
this is about self
about how all the dreams
of you turned to ash
and other things i don’t
want to inhale
fire, only lesser
you don’t burn me anymore
and i no longer think about
your eyes in the dark
because so many things happen
in a year and me changing
is one of them
shedding skin and
evolving minds and
other things that mean
that i don’t like your heart
i used to think you were
a tidal wave, but
all you are is the
rain in the
winter that i
don’t fucking
want —“rain in the winter”, k. mkhonza (via bez0ar)
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