THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
me: *waves at a dog being walked*
dog’s owner: *waves at me*
The post I didn’t know I was waiting for
Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.
This sort of behavior used to irritate me until I learned about how invasive paparazzi are in America. There are no laws against it.
I’ve also realized, that by flipping off the camera, the pictures can’t be sold to magazines because of “profanity”. So really, she’s just protecting herself.
i did not know that.
WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING
i live for swanson giggles