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me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

tardis-thehauntedsexysnogbox:

padalemons:

insertfandomnamehere:

just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting

dont forget this gem:

this entire post just made my day

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

"You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to."

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

i kind of hate you a little bit,
but not as much as i would have
if i’d loved you before
so many things happen in a year
i grow ugly
i grow sad
i grow happy
sometimes, i bloom
but none of my petals hold your
name and i don’t want
to kiss your mouth
at all
this isn’t about me
this is about self
destruction
about how all the dreams
of you turned to ash
and other things i don’t
want to inhale
fire, only lesser
you don’t burn me anymore
and i no longer think about
your eyes in the dark
because so many things happen
in a year and me changing
is one of them
shedding skin and
evolving minds and
other things that mean
that i don’t like your heart
anymore
i used to think you were
a tidal wave, but
all you are is the
rain in the
winter that i
don’t fucking
want —“rain in the winter”, k. mkhonza (via bez0ar)
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